Escort the Tourists = Link

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Lee stood in front of the Shichiyou Palace with a small group of people, all seemingly of different origins and some wearing garments that show their affiliation with the land hidden in the glacier. Amung the last to join the party were a couple, the female seemingly almost in disgust to the man following behind her, a balding man of about forty with a bottle in his hand. This bottle of course, not one to hold soda or tea but from the smell that seemingly emitted from the man, reeked of alcohol. But, this was not his concern at the moment as it was his job to do what he came to do and he clapped his hands together as he looked over the crowd and spoke up.

"Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I am Lee Ketsueki and I will be your guide for toda-" "Hurry up and get on wit it you bloody fool, some ov us got short lives ta live" Lee turned his attention to the comment maker and found it to be the elderly man. He took in a deep breath and let out a low one and continued "Okay, first off we have the Shichiyou Palace, founded almost two-hundred and fifty years ago by Shichiyou Tenzou, the first Fubukikage to our village. It has served as a central stone to our great village and has accompanied many important figures and meetings."

Lee then begins to move the tour forward whilst continuing "There are memorials of the First Fukukikage, Shichiyou Tenzou. Then, his son, Shichiyou Danzou took the role as the second Fukikikage after his death. His brother died pushing back Kazan forces during the foolish war they tried to begin. Shichiyou Hanzou took up the position of Third Fukikikage after his father's untimely passing." They began to pass by several large ice-like figures that held the resemblance of the former Fukikikage "Shichiyou Tenzou, named after his great-grandfather became the Fourth Fukikikage and our current emperor. During his reign, many things have happened.

As he finished this, they had come to the wall that surrounded the village and placed his hand onto it "The Wall has kept our village safe from all of our enem-" "Bullocks and crackers! Dis giant hunk of ice w'ell be our undo'in." Lee paused once more and turned his attention upward to try and find some sort of relief. He took in several deep breaths and then turned his attention to the man as if he was directing the words to him

"Nadare and Hyouga formed an alliance but Nadare allies themselves with Kazan which forced a break with the alliance. The Fourth Sakurakage, Mao Suzumi and Fourth Fubukikage, Shichiyou Tenzou arrange a meeting and Kusamura and Hyouga become allies. The Chuunin Exams hosted in Hyouga because it was the most neutral village two-hundred and eighteen years Seiryu's arrival and a rare Kage Summit happened here at the same time due to our protection. Hyouga declares war against Nadare a decade or so later and won against them with ease." The old man kept silent and turned his attention elsewhere.

Lee then turned his attention back toward the group "When the war broke out with Shippuu and Boufuu, Hyouga held themselves out of the fight, with no difference happening during our own daily lives with the Wall to protect our way of life and here recently, the Fourth Fubukikage divides position of Emperor and Fubukikage, Shichiyou Tenzou retires as the Fubukikage to focus on duties as our emperor."

"So our great and powerful leader couldn't keep things together?" Lee raised his hand to cover his face but continued as he walked onward "The Theater is possibly one of the best theaters in the entire ninja world, it has several theaters inside and it has been recently renovated. Besides the amazing looks the plays are always marvelous and are a must see to anyone that comes to th-" "So we're just a bunch ov fancy play-watchin fools." Lee slapped himself on the face and then let his hand slide down it and spoke "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to-" "I'm sick n' tired of yer back talkin youngin'."

The old man began to push the crowd from his way on his way toward Lee with a fight in his eyes "Dis entire thing sucked and I'mma show yew wha-" "Shadow clone jutsu." A group of several dozen clones appeared around Lee and behind the man that gave him pause but he then went and swung at the Lee he was originally going to be swinging at and his strike went straight the the clone, it dissipating after being struck but the others slowly closing in on the man "Yew think yer fancy jutsu can keel me!" "No, not in the slightest sir, this is a tour, not a battle field."

The man aimed to swing yet again was met with yet another clone. "C'mon an fight me like a man ya punk kid!" The clones mimicked one another by shaking their heads "Sir, you are under the influence and a danger to yourself and to those around you. Kid or not, I can't let you meander around like this else you come to real harm. Don't worry, this will end painlessly." The man drew his fists up in an almost boxing-like pose and if he wasn't drunk, one would think him an actual fighter. But in his eyes, he was steady and ready, to the actual world, he was slouching, droopy eyed and still had the bottle of alcohol in his grasp which made for a truly awful sight to behold. "GAAAHHHH!!!!" The man threw a drunken fist at Lee which resulted in a miss completely.

This continued on for several more times till he swung too hard and fell to the ground. The clones began to disappear one by one till Lee stood over the drunkard and placed his hand on the man's arm and pulled him to his feet and once up, the man leaned forward and vomit shot from his mouth onto the ground whilst Lee turned his attention elsewhere "This will conclude our tour, if you would please head back to the palace, someone will be there to hand out souvenirs."