Name: Escort the Tourists
Difficulty: C
Location: Tsukigakure no Sato
Reward: 15,000 Ryo
Experience: 50 Experience
Objective: Escort the tourists through your village. Near the conclusion of the tour, a drunk man will start to act rowdy, shouting at you and saying that the tour sucked while stumbling around. He will then swing at you, attempting to fight you. Detain the man with the least amount of harm possible. If you kill the man, or break any of his bones you fail and do not get rewarded.
Description: Today you will be escorting a group of civilian tourists (ten people) through Tsukigakure. Show them around, make sure to point out landmarks, tell them some history and tell them a bit about the local food joints. You know, the normal tourism things.

NPC: Drunk Man causing trouble

Drunk Fool:

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Yuri stood in front of the Fortuna Castle with a small group of people, there seem to be at least eight people altogether not counting on the couple that was running late, all seemingly of different origins and some wearing garments that show their affiliation with the hidden moon village, Yuri own village that she was about to show off to the tourists . Among the last to join the small group of tourist were a couple, an unhappy couple by looks of it. , the female who look to be in her late twenties seemingly almost in disgust to the man following behind her, an overweight, hairy and ugly man of about thirty with a large bottle that was in brown paper bag. The fat man held the bottle in his hand tightly like it was his child. Yuri shook her head in annoyance and slight angered. She had an extreme dislike for drinkers and smokers. The bottle the man was carrying did not hold soda or juice but from the smell that seemingly emitted from the man, reeked of alcohol. Yuri held her tongue, she wanted to tell the man to go take a nice long bath but she figure that the statement might cause her to fail this mission. Yuri clapped his hands together to signal everyone that she was ready to begin the tour.  "Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I am Yuri, A ninja of the hidden moon village and I will be your sexy tour guide for toda-" "Hurry up and get on with it you idiot bimbo, some of us got short lives to live. " Yuri turned her attention to the comment maker and found it to be the fat man. Yuri took in a deep breath and let out a low one. She mentally told herself to not kick the man ass or else she will fail the mission. The fat man she to got his hands on a piece of chicken and was eating it quite loudly and getting food all over his face. The man girlfriend look at Yuri with a sadness and embarrassment. Yuri felt pity for the woman but her job wasn't to help her. Yuri cough to clear her thoart and decide to start over, looking at the fat man stuff hiself with food.  "Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I am Yuri, A ninja of the hidden moon village and I will be your sexy tour guide for today!" Yuri noticed the fat man didn't said anything so she continued to talk. "As you know we are on top of Lamina Peak, which has the Fortuna Castle on top of it. This majestic, although somewhat eerie castle contains two halls, some smaller rooms (a dining room, a gallery, a library, and a torture chamber), a central courtyard and even a graveyard." After saying that Yuri, use her hand to signal the group to follow her inside the ancient castle, Yuri was walking backwards so she can kept an eye on the group, especially the fat man who was quickly getting on her nerves. The overweight slob was getting crumbs onto the floor. "Can you please be more careful with..." Yuri was interpreted by fatty once again, Yuri silently ask way was she the once who had to deal with this man.  "Go fudge yourself, tits, better yet how about if the both of use get a room and I show a good time. I give your body a good pounding." The fatty man drunkenly laugh, ignoring the shatter and sad look his wife gave him.  Yuri closed her eyes for a moment and started to count backwards, quietly of course "Ten...Nine..Eight...Seven....Six.....Five....Four...Three...Two...One" Yuri let out a peaceful sigh, as she put on a fake smile and did her best to smile sweetly at the sorry excuse for a man. "Sorry, I not interest in men. I'm a lesbian you see..." "You dyke, Can we get someone else to guide us?" Yuri narrowed her eyes and shook her head, denying the man request for a new tour guide. "Sorry if my sexual orientation bothers you but I'm your tour guide, so deal with it" Yuri said with hinted of anger. The Fat man just burps and drunk more alcohol from his bottle. "You just need some meat." The fat guy then went to stare at a painting. Yuri shook her head and didn't say anything as she continue showing the tourist the different rooms of the castle, most of them were impressed. The only one who wasn't impressed was the fat man who complain about every little thing.

After the group saw all of the rooms, Yuri led the group back outside as she led them down Lamina Peak. The fatman was panting heavily and was sweating. Yuri had to cover her nose as she smell the combination  of alcohol and sweat armpits assault her nose.  Waving her hand in front of her face, Yuri kept on talking. "Lamina Peak also known as Layer Peak is a snowy mountain just locate outside of Tsukigakure. This peak has an extensive network of mining and tunnels, which is located to our north. At its base lay the Ferrum Hills or known as Iron Hills. "Can we rest? Hey homo, not all of has ninja training." The fat man was bending over, the people behind look like they were going to throw up as they got a close up view of his butt. "I guess you have a point. We can re..." "Good, See woman need to know that the man in charge. " Yuri frowned and roll her eyes. Yuri pull out her Icha Icha book and sat on the ground, getting into the lotus position. Yuri silently read her book as let the group catch they breath, or well until the fat guy was ready to move. Yuri thought about showing the group some of the tunnels but quickly push that thought out of mind, it was easily to get lost in tunnels and with a drunk in their group it was bound that he would  become lost, which will lead to Yuri failing her mission. After about twenty minutes, fatty said he was ready to go, Yuri stop herself from shivering when he eye her like prime rib. It didn't took the group to long to reach the bottom of the hill. "There a mine close by here but its too dangerous to enter at the moment so we will continued to move." Shockingly the fat man didn't had anything to said, Yuri thank the gods and motioned the group to turn left. This led the group back to gates of the hidden moon.

Yuri pointed to the gate and explained the normal travelling hours and when business could be conducted, she also told them the times when the gates would not open unless in emergencies. From there Yuri and her group headed into the village interior, Yuri pointed to odd shops and main places of business and housing areas: Being the intelligence woman she was, Yuri though ahead and had spent the previous day asking and confirming prices  so she could answer any questions the group might have. It seem here planning came in handy as the group ask her many questions, which Yuri quickly and politely answered them. Yuri seem to be well like as a tour guide. She received compliments nearly all the tourist. Sure the fat man mostly whine but Yuri didn't pay him that much attention.  As they reach the center of the city, Yuri stop walking and pointed towards the Kage tower and explain what goes on inside the building. After that Yuri and her group kept walking until they reach, the outskirts of the village. "Located just behind these gates is Obitus Ring or as its known by its more popular name Death Ring. This coliseum is located next to the Sanguis Tower. The arena is built of marble and granite to match the renaissance theme of the village. The arena can seat the whole village's population, and has a fighting ring of two hurndred feet.  Death Ring, earned its name for the criminals that fought each other as entertainment to the villagers." Yuri and her group then head back into the center of the village where they walk past the Hidden Moon Village Church. "The Luna Cathedral or the Moon Cathedral is built with marble, granite, and moonstone. It once was use as a church, but is now used as a training ground for the shinobi of Tsukigakure." The fat man decided to open his mouth again after Yuri finishing talking. "You stupid ninjas think that training is more important the religious. No wonder your think your a lesbian. Your parents should..." Before fatty could keep on talking his wife place a hand over his mouth. Yuri nodded to the man wife, Yuri was glad that the tour was almost over, this man was trying to press her buttons.  Yuri took the group into a restuant, as everyone sat at one table. The group ate and talk, the fat man merely stuff his fat face with the free food he was getting, at least he remained quiet. Yuri let the group eat for thrity mintues before she told them it was time to leave. The fat man slam his hand into the table and look at Yuri. "No..I leave when I'm done eating. " Yuri tried to reason the man but the fat man wouldn't listen, he was too drunk to understand.

"You know what, you dyke. I think I start converting you back to the path of righteous." Yuri giggled a bit, this man must be waste. Yuri thought as she watch the man cheeks turn a darker shade of red. The fat man took of his belt and swung his belt around like a whip. It was surprising that his pants didn't fall off but anyway, people around him back up as the fat man glare at Yuri. "After I knock some sense into your head, I think I put your mouth to better use." The fat man hiccupped as he run (Slowly, remember he overweight) and whip his belt towards Yuri. Yuri remain passive as she dodge his drunken attack, The fat man kept on trying to hit Yuri but sadly in his drunken state and with Yuri being a ninja. The fat man was sadly out of Yuri league. So for two minutes the fat man continued his sad attempts at hitting Yuri (which Yuri did nothing but dodge), The man was breathing heavily before he exhausted himself and passed out on the ground. "Well, that was easy." Yuri joked, which cause everyone in the group to laugh. The fat man try to get up but quickly he was surrounded by Anbu as they took him away for attempt assault on a ninja. Yuri smile as the man was finally gone. Yuri led the tourists back to the motel they were staying at. They tour was pretty much over once the fat man was taken away. Yuri wave goodbye to everyone, before she left, the fat man girlfriend hug Yuri and thank her for getting rid of her boyfriend. Yuri smile and hugged her back before leaving.

"I hope she finds a better boyfriend." Yuri said to herself as she begin to think about her love life. "I still need to find a woman for myself." Yuri look up at the setting sun as she walk back to the Onmyoton compound, she plan to take a nice warm shower and head straight to bed.
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