Name: Blow The Man Down!
Difficulty: B
Location: The Ocean Near Shippuugakure
Reward: 30,000
Experience: 100
Objective: Destroy the ship and capture/kill its crew
Description: Spies have spotted a small vessel owned by some pirates near one of the neighboring islands. Its your job to go and take out the ship of small time pirates. They are all around Chunin and genin level. The spies have determined their number to be about 10 pirates.

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Usually the oceans of Shippuugakure no sato was as clam and busy as ever, not just with people, but ships of all shapes and builds, the ocean country did attracted a lot of shipping and sea based business despite the hurrinaces that are often see but luckily the hidden hurricane village has developed special means to stop any hurricanes from do any damage to major population and business hubs, snice Tsundere Xanadu was new to the village she didn't know how they stop the hurricanes but she assume they use some type of awesome jutsu or super weapon of sort. People could freely walked along the edge of the island and admired the calm and peaceful waters, the ships out in the ocean caused occasional small waves that made a pleasant sound against the pier. The wind was usually moderate offering a cool breeze in the hot sun and gave a very graceful feeling; it was usually a hot day at the port, but that didn't stop the civilians and merchants form working at the port.  It seem as if this was going to be another peaceful day. Merchants traveled to and fro, unloading their merchandise and loading up their bounties. But sadly it wasn't as a flag of a pirate ship could been seen as clear as day light, the ship was large but it wasn't tiny either.

An odd assortment of pirates, ten in total; mostly genin and chuunin, but there was a high level chuunin or maybe a low level special jonin leading them. They were on a ship out in the port and had been going through the pier and harassing the workers and the merchants and the tourists that frequently visited the pier.  


A hidden hurricane spy (or is it ocean spy) bird was sitting on the main mast above the mid-size vessel, looking down on the pirates and studying their habits, discussions & intentions; apparently they had prepared sufficiently the last few days to start their raid on Shippugakure- tomorrow was their planned attack day. The Hurricane spy (or Ocean spy) bird stayed there for a while and just watched them, none of them even noticed the mask spy watching them from above with a small radio in its ear with a small video attached to its head; the drunken pirates too busy gambling or loading supplies. Silly pirates they didn't know that they day of reckoning is among them in form of a single female in a small wooden boat. Tsundere Xandau The Legendary Healer of Boufuugakure and soon to be The Legendary Healer of Shippuugakure! Also known as the Blonde bombshell despite her not being a Rankjuo clan member even if she had the temper to match, the looks not some much. She didn't think she was ugly but she knew most people prefer the looks of a busty weak women than a lean and mean looks of kickass woman. Finally she also go by the name of Granny Tsundere with the younger folk! And she not even close to being a senior citizen yet, these days people think once your twenty five years old or older, that your a senior. Tsundere didn't mind the nickname much, usually it was the loveable snot-nose brats that called her that.

Tsundere Xandau was sitting in a throne like chair, sipping on a bottle of sake, as her spirit orbs were floating around her or more spirit orb, her Xandau weaponry, Lust and Kindness were back at her home (Or more like they still need to get approve by someone, A Xanadu clan member without their weaponry is so odd, tis like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with out the peanut butter. Or a bowl of cereal without milk.) safety tuck away in her super secret hiding place that no even knows about. It was tuck away in a safe under her bed. It the perfect spot.

Tsundere let a out a grunt as she sat her bottle of Sake down and look at the mission scroll once again, she got it approve from the cute Kage. Tsundere let her mind think about the young Kage for a several seconds before she regain her focus on the mission at had. "Dear Tusndere Xandau. You have been giving the following B-Rank Mission, Codename, Blow the Man Down!. Our Spies have spotted a small vessel owned by some pirates near one of the neighboring islands. Its your job to go and take out the ship of small time pirates. They are all around Chunin and genin level. The spies have determined their number to be about ten pirates. We want you to destroy the ship and captured or kill the crew on the ship. Either methond is fine, just make sure the ship is no longer floating and the crew is disabled. Good Luck Jonin Tsundere Xandau of The Hidden Hurricane Village and Ocean Country. He He, now had anything like this back at the hidden storm village, I knew coming here wasn't a mistake. Well its time to prove my worth to the hidden hurricane village and its Kage...hm. I should see him after this mission, That hole in the wall must have been shocking but I'm sure I left my mark. There no way he forget me now." Tsundere stood up and crack her knuckles as the hidden hurricane (or hidden ocean) spy bird land on her shoulder and replay the information it got from the ship. "Well it time to crack some skulls and bust some nuts. Isn't that right Cha!" Cha is Tsundere Xandau's spirit/charka orb. It didn't talk but it merely glow different shades of purple to talk with Tsundere. At the moment it was glowing a steady color of dark purple. Meaning it was telling Tsundere to be careful and watch herself out. Tsundere just smirked as she took another sip from her sake bottle and put the cork back on it. "Don't worry even with out Lust and Kindness to watch our backs. We can still be the pain. Now lets end this mission quickly, I have more work at the hopitsal and a cute Kage to get to know."
As Tsundere boat hit the back of the much larger vessel, Tsundere jump up into the air, with her orb floating right beside her side as she landed right in the middle of the pirate crew. The crew seem shock to see a female suddenly appear among them, they look at her, some with lust and some with shock. "Hello Boys and Girls, This is your host for today Tsundere speaking, today random acts of violence has been brought to you by..." And as the crew waited for Tsundere to speak, she smirked as she sprint up and punched a pirate in the skull sending him flying across the ship, as his head crack against the mask of the ship. Yup he was dead, how pathiec and from one punch too. Tsundere shook her head as she gesture to the rest of the pirates to bring it, they paused for a moment, not knowing that Tsundere and her sprit orb fused together. As the priate charge her Tsundere quickly went through hand signs as she shouted. Tsundere open her mouth a flammable gas spew out her mouth and surrounded the nine remaining pirates and their ship. Tsundere let the gas linger as she bow and weave through the mass of bodies and landed punch and kick again and again as she sent pirates flying left and right. The sounds of breaking bones, busted nuts and girly manly cries could be hear through out the ship. One priate manage to grab Tsundere from behind but Tsundere headbutt him twice to force him to let go, as the priate was stunned, Tsundere trun around and grab him as she lifted him up in the air and sat him down on her shoulders setting him up for a mother fucking powerbomb!. "Tsun-Bomb! Bitach!" Tsundere shouted as she slam the unlucky bastard through the deck of the ship and into the depths of the ocean. The limping pirates on the floor of the ship were just in awe of the raw power and strength of this middle age woman. The priates then started to plea with Tsundere to spare them, Tsundere though about she was a medic ninja and she didn't kill unless she had to but just for this mission she would put her side her medic training as she just wave at the pirates and backflip off of the ship. The priates though they were safe, but they didn't noticed the ligther in the air until it was to late. Boom, the whole ship burst in massive flames, as the screams of the pirate crew can be heard, Tsundere watch from the safety in the ocean, she the ship and crew were burn to a crisp and sank into the ocean floor. "Well, Cha the mission is a success! Let get out of here" Tsundere swan back to shore and headed to the kage office.

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Charka: 220/250
Word Count: 1514
Jutsu used:

Name: Fire Release: Mist Blaze Dance Technique
Canon/Custom: Canon
Rank: C
Element: Katon
Type: Ninjutsu
Range: 50ft x 50ft x 30ft
Description: After performing the necessary hand seals, the user is able to create and blow a flammable gas from their lungs. While this gas is completely harmless other than causing a the affected to become light headed on it own once it comes in contact with fire or spark, the gas ignites into a large fireball. This fire ball is more of an explosion, expanding out ten feet past the gas in every direction. If someone is near the center of the cloud this has the potential to be lethal (more from the force than the heat) but more often than not the effects are full body second degree burns. The user is not affected by the gas cloud in any way except that their vision is impaired like everyone else and if it is set off they are affected like normal. 4 round cool down.