There once was a blue god like creature know as...Jhon, feared nothing for he was god like, he fell into a ditch one day and lost his powas. He pleaded with the almighty Morgan Freeman to return his powas Morgan Freeman would speak only once "I shall grant you your wish, however you must earn this gift" The almighty Morgan Freeman would send Jhon on a quest to locate the almighty Saizo the awesome and acquire some malk from him. Jhon, would venture forth as the mortal man he was... taking trains and boats searching the vast world for Saizo the awesome Jhon had one place he had yet to look for the awesome Saizo.... the chatbox. Gathering his wits he would break through into the box and found Saizo awaiting his arrival Saizo had but one request and in return he would give him the malk... "locate the one known as 'Rissy' and steal all of .her cookies" Jhon would continue his journey searching for RIssy far and wide, only to find her at.. her cave under the bridge, next to Saizo's house which he doesnt use. As Jhon approached the cave her protectors Deli and Rina presented themselves, barring his way the now mortal Jhon stood no chance. Little did Jhon know, once he had entered the awesome Saizo's presence, a gift was bestowed upon him should he be put in danger... As Jhon prepared to face Deli and Rina, a great light could be seen and out of that light... the spirit of the Dovahbear emerged, using its Bear voice attack, it would incapacitate the protectors, allowing Jhon to make it into the cave Jhon, after entering the cave was faced with 3 tunnels to choose from, after choosing tunnel 2 at the leadership of Saizo, Jhon's Dovahbear spirit companion was captured and he was forced to leave it behind after getting a bit of a lecture from Saizo whom clearly said he should've chosen tunnel 1! Moving forward Jhon would be forced to choose between 6 doorways. Jhon taking into account that the last time he choose the 2nd option he lost his Dovah companion, so he would go with the first door, however before proceeding through door number 1 he would push open all the doors and quickly run through the first once he did. To his luck behind door number 1 awaited the mystical genie known as Meg.... Meg the Dovahgenie, however the genie wasnt one to give away wishes without a catch, the voice of Saizo would resonate throughout the cave "you know you want to wish for a fish taco for me". Jhon would think on the matter before coming to a decision... "I would like to summon the beast known as Dragonite, also give him the spirit of my friend the Dovahbear as well!". However Jhon knowing full well that this Genie couldnt be trusted, would have the Dragonite destroy her with one swift Dragon infused voice attack. After dealing with the Genie, Jhon was sick of this maze bull shit and decided to use the Dragonite to bust through the walls all the way to the Enchantress by the name of Rissy. Her recently aquired 2 headed dog, Yama would stand before him, attempting to stop him from interacting with his master. Jhon would send his Dragonite to deal with the 2 headed beast for now, as he would confront the enchantress. Having summoned one of her more powerful, and aggressive guardians yet extremely annoying... Requiem would be brought forth to battle. After popping off a few jokes about killin peoples he would turn his attention to Jhon and present his level 99 sword of injustice. Jhon, now being of mortal in title and in power was extremely outmatched... however in his time of need Sai would send another gift to aid Jhon's ass again " I better get my Taco later you Future". Sending both the angel guardians Halo and Blair to his aid, Jhon would gain the upper hand. The battle was about to begin, only to be halted by a single bright light that floated above them all... out of the light spawned the one and only Pimp God Of Gods Xavier. Having seen a whole bunch of bull shit start popping off Xavier would make himself present before the group and one by one, using his pimp hand he would smack all of them, except the Enchantress... he would proceed to throw jam in her face before smacking her with the pimp hand "What the Future yall doing!? making all this god damn noise and shit, quit all this dumbass fighting and give this niqqa what he want so Saizo can stop harassing me about this god damn fish taco!" After managing to recover from the jam pimp smack of Heaven and Hell, the Enchantress would glare at the pimp god " I do regret ever having your children... you lousy excuse for a god!" after having her say she would call off her guardians and proceed to hear the mortal out... "what is it that you want?"Jhon, gathering his pride and strength would announce "I want your mother fucking cookies Babe!" the Enchantress, whoms anger was boiling at this point wanted nothing more then to completely blow the man apart however that couldnt be done as long as Xavier's pimp handed ass was here, so she would calm herself and throw the cookies at Jhon "Tell Saizo I said 'I hope he chokes on um'". Gathering up the cookies he would thank the pimp god Xavier before climbing aboard his Dragonite. Xavier would call out to the mortal "Dont forget Saizo's mother fucking Fish Taco!" after addressing Jhon he would turn his attention to the Enchantress, Rissy "The Future you mean Im a lousy god? you out your god damn mind" and the bickering would ensure as Jhon would leave the cave. Jhon having now acquired both the fish taco, from a local food stand, and the Enchantresses' cookies, he would race back to the Chat Box to meet with Saizo the awesome once more. Upon arriving however a note could be seen on the entrance, it read "dear Jhonson or whatever your name is I've gone off to my mother's house to get some of her fish tacos, sit your slow ass down inside the box until I have returned!~ clearly writtened by Saizo the Awesome. Jhon, having gone through all that would take a seat inside the chatbox... clearly exhausted from thee whole ordeal but soon it would be over right?

Original Work: http://www.narutolegacy.com/t6951-cbox-happy-moments